Rock you like a hurricane?

I haven't blogged. And I am tense waiting for the last hour and a half of work to pitter out. So, here are things I hate, because I am full of sunshine and joy.

I hate the term full of piss and vinegar. Has anyone heard that? Its gross. I don't think anyone is full of piss and vinegar. That would smell. Like Beyonce.

Currently, at my office, I am listening to two different, though equally terrible, radio stations. My left ear wants to kill itself because it is hearing White Snake's Here I go again on my own. My right ear is feeling bored with Stevie Nicks' (or is it Fleetwood Mac?) Rhiannon. Which was almost my name. All day long, my poor ears. Its like being assulted. And then I will find myself struggling to hear what is on one station, and the other one will be just slightly louder. This is really inconsiderate of my office mates. Also, that Taylor Swift song that I love is on way too much. I will hate it soon after I return from my vacation.

I hate the "term" LOL. Seriously. I know that I have probably been guilty of typing this, and I regret every time. Its awful. I mean, if someone says something funny, can't they have enough faith in your sense of humor (or their own) to assume that you are in on the joke and will, indead, laugh out loud. Also, I KNOW that sometimes people write LOL when, in fact, they DID NOT LOL. A simple ha ha is always comforting to those who need to feel like they are a freaking comedian. I also hate when people who are older than 40 use the term. Like, you are not on instant messenger, you probably never have been, you can't text with your arthritic fingers and your kids will never think you are cool. Deal with it.

I also hate when people don't type out full words in text messages. Ur, r, k, r u. I actually recieved a text that said "cing that ur" for "seeing that you are." Use T9. And, if we are no longer phone-conversation friends, at least have the decency to take the extra thirty seconds to spell out actual words to me. If you are a boy, don't use emoticons. If you are a girl, only use them to manipulate. (sad face).