Welcome back to work, fellas.
So, over the weekend, news broke of a great establishment that emerged on the undergroud scene of North Huntingdon seven years ago.
This unknown treasure is tucked into the rolling hills of Turner Valley. It is called The Church of Spiritual Humanism, where for $50 a couple, $75 for single man and no charge for women (Ladiezzzz night!!) you too, can participate in the "services" which begin at 12:01 a.m. every Saturday night.
I can't believe all those Saturday nights I spend hanging out with my friends, and you know, not having sex with strangers. That is, however, before I peeped a picture of the Reverand. Although he looks like the godliest of men, I'm just not buying it.
See?
WTFFFFF?!
These are the alleged owners of the Swingers Palace. I really, really do feel bad for swingers. Seriously. This is who they have to do stuff with.
The neighbors in Turner Valley are holding all sorts of zoning meetings with county commisioners, angry about boxes of condoms and tissues that are strewn about the driveway of this place. I guess once they found out it was being pawned off as a church, they really got all up in arms. But when it was just a swing club, they couldn't do anything about it.
Craziness. and Creepy. And I had a lot more to say about it, but I have to run.
Do you think i am going to get a bunch of swingers at my site now. I sure do hope so!
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