Isn't it pretty to think so?

Quick hates:

~The distrust that gas stations have in my ability to pump gas. Why, when it is so cold, does the pump slow down at $24.70. Those last 30 cents are the longest.

~Weirdos who lurk around my cubicle and annoy me so much that I have to IM co-workers to call me so they will (maybe) get the hint and go away.

~Girls who buy fake Louis Vittone bags. Or the real ones. But at least I will have more respect that you actually shelled out the cash for the ugliness.

~Math. I spent all day being mad about my paycheck. Turns out, I just can't add and multiply.

~Jody Sweetin. She was the shitty girl on Full House. Even at age nine, I would groan when the story line revolved around her. Mr. Bear was ugly. "How rude" is a lame catch phrase. I don't care about her meth problems or divorce. Jody is a dumb name. The Olsen twins will still outshine you.

~That Pandora thinks I am depressed. Its all Mazzy Star, Jonas, Damien Rice, Cat Power, Belle and Sebastian. One bad week, and Katio Radio is shot to shit. Also, I made the mistake of adding the Fray (what?) and have opened myself up to all sorts of John Mayers and Counting Crows. Tread carefully when on Pandora. Pretty soon, it can just be a cry fest.

~That cell phones have made it less fun to hang up on people. We talked about this at work yesterday. There is not the same satisfaction of flipping a phone shut as there was with slamming it down. So, I flip and throw, which is just bad for my phone. Or, the hung up-ee will call back and be like, "Did you lose signal" and I have to say, "No. I hung up on you." and then the flip and throw would have to start all over again. Its been a long time since I've hung up on anyone. Any takers?

~Santa Claus. The fact that parents are willing to let their children sit on a stranger's lap and beg for things astounds me. My grandma told me at age four that he didn't exist (she really does like to hold off Jesus' competition.) I thought my Kindergarten class would like to know the truth. Mrs. Phillips did not think that this sort of truthfulness was a part of the 'honesty is the best policy' lesson we just had. If you chop down a cherry tree, you better fess up. If you find out that your parents are liars and the man you are leaving cookies for is a myth, keep it to yourself.



~That my online social life is far overshadowing my real life-social life. Can people please leave their houses? I know its cold. But, any where we would go has heat. Its like magic.



~That we, as humans, are expected to eat three entire meals EVERYDAY. Its so annoying and expensive. And, really, if we are so "evolved" why couldn't we be more like camels. It would be such a time saver.



Now, its time for me to Christmas shop.